Sunday, September 16, 2012

Two Dudes and a Lady - Episode One

Based on my recent experiences, I have thought of an idea for a television show.

Scene One

Setting: Upscale restaurant. Dave and Catherine sit side by side holding each others hands on one side of the booth and Charlie sits on the opposite side. Charlie is handsomely dressed.

Charlie: No...now hold on. Don't misunderstand what I am saying.

Catherine: Okay fine. Clarify then.

(Dave nods his head in disapproval)

Charlie: All I'm saying is, if a guy is going to work and put in the hours, and then with profits from such work take his girl on a nice evening out on the town, is it too much to expect a decent make out session at minimum?

(Catherine grins and Dave and Charlie high five)

Scene Two

Setting: Dave drives the with Catherine in the passenger seat and Charlie in the back seat.

Dave: Alright Charlie, in your expert opinion...is it ever okay to give a girl a butt massage?

Catherine: OH MY GOSH. I never asked for that!

Charlie: Are you dating or in a relationship?

Dave: What difference doesn't make?

Charlie: Specifics man, I mean if you are married then definitely. It's the only action you will be getting for a long time.

Catherine: You guys aren't even listening to me.

Dave: Alright...In a relationship.

Catherine: I never asked for that. We are fighting.

Charlie: So this request happened recently huh?

Catherine: You guys are ridiculous.

Charlie: What is she wearing?

Dave: Tight spandex.
(Dave has a menacing grin)

Catherine: It's like I'm not even here!

Charlie: No, we acknowledge your presence...you are motivating this question. Okay, well in my humble yet still expert opinion, it all depends on what she is wearing. There is no such thing as a true gift. It's all exchange. If she is going to ask for a booty massage then you better have some eye candy while you work. One rule though...no farting!

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